3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen"
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
...and one particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
Six-year-old Angie and her
four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang,
and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not
supposed to talk out loud in church."
A father was at the beach with
his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led
him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
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